2.1.07

House of Hefner

Went for a little perusal round the shops yesterday as it was quiet and I wanted to go to the haberdashery section in House of Fraser (haberdashery is a great word!) and look what I came across! The biggest fucking display of the Playboy bunny I have ever seen!

Forget notebooks and pencils...what about...

HAIRDRYERS!!

CD PLAYERS (...Cuddly Toy!! well there is something above that looks cuddly)
FAIRY LIGHTS (yes, really)
a lovely CHAIR to straddle...
and guild the entrance to your boudoir...

*sigh*

In better news, managed to cover all the displays of T3 (tech-porn) magazine with knitting and what mortgage? magazines in Borders, Birmingham as well as a stack of m8 (clubbing magazine with a 'seductive' looking woman on the front, nipples covered only by green sparkles) with an NME. Also covered the 'golden globes' cover of loaded with a kerrang! (why do music magazines that were once so good and are now such a waste of money keep being the obvious choice for covering misogyny?) - and even got a couple of cover ups in in the bigger Tesco where the ladsmags are opposite the tills - a little moment of pride for me because Dee actually suggested which magazines I could use to cover them up - actual involvement is not far off!

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6 Comments:

At 3/1/07 15:51, Blogger sparkleMatrix said...

That man makes my skin crawl

 
At 3/1/07 18:12, Blogger Grace said...

Indeed.

You know there is a sub-species of rabbit named after him!? Sylvilagus palustris hefneri is what it's called! I think it's pink and has one hollow eye...

 
At 3/1/07 19:21, Blogger Fanny Blood said...

let's hope he rolls in his crusty cum covered dirty robe and dies soon.

 
At 3/1/07 19:29, Blogger Grace said...

And then we can have a big ol' street party =D

 
At 4/1/07 08:01, Blogger Fanny Blood said...

that was meant to say ...

"i hope he rolls OVER in his crusty cum covered dirty robe and DIES soon!"

(must check typos before i post!!! get way to exciteable sometimes!!!!)

was there ever a street named after him?! the party should be held there, grace! X

 
At 4/1/07 08:31, Blogger Grace said...

No Hefner roads/streets etc - alTHOUGH I did get a few direct hits on google for Misogynist Lane (not a real place thankfully, how the other half live eh?) one of the being on this blog:

http://cupcakeseries.blogspot.com/2004_07_01_cupcakeseries_archive.html

which looks good so far but unfortunately I have to go to work so I can't look at it yet! anyone been there before? It's probably really popular and I just haven't realisied!

 

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